December 2011
Attractive Male: So, do you like NCIS?
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
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Attractive Male:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
Next time you tell a joke and no one laughs, say:
“I guess that joke was a lot like sex. I get it and you don’t”
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